The Lazy Blogger’s Post
Are you a lazy blogger? Here’s a tool to generate a freebie blog post for you, which doubles as an excuse to explain your inactivity!
Here’s what I generated by randomly selecting the dropdowns:
Holy crap! I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since 1999… You would not believe how much it’s costing me. My bad.
I am tied up with discovering time doesn’t stand still, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a parent to the secret service, my day pisses me off from 8am to till I fall into bed at midnight. I am smitten. But who cares.
I absolutely, positively promise that when the weather turns bad, I will blog more often. If you have kids. No Joke!
The Lazy Blogger’s Post Generator [aussiebloggers.com.au]
September 18th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
And of course this comes from aussiebloggers. Those Australians, always good for such entertaining and useful diversions.
Jeepers! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since the sun was actually shining in Melbourne… You would not believe how much more of a drama I could make that. Stupid Global Warming!.
I am flat out with feeding the little people, watching the grass grow, just generally being Snow White to every Lost Boy that crosses my path, my day drifts aimlessly from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to I feel like going to bed. I am plotting and planning. primo.
I go, my lords and ladies; just to send a missive out on the wire, post-haste. Honestly! Don’t hold your breath though, you’re likely to turn blue..